Score: 10

"Balls to this."

submission: God Damn Emo Kids

date: June 30, 2008

Dude, short and sweet. I agree with the guy 2 reviews below me. I wish they'd quit talking about commiting SUICIDE and just fucking do it already or shut the fuck up. Thanks for making this PSA.

Score: 9

"Loved it!"

submission: Mario the Emo

date: June 30, 2008

Yeah, I can't stand emos. I could understand the whole "not getting the hotness after beating the bad guy" thing, but the rest was him being a whiny piss ant...aka an emo.

Score: 8

"Ahh..."

submission: Mecha Dress Up Game

date: June 20, 2008

If only you could use them. 8/10, 'cuz it's a hell of a lot better than an actual game that I'd make.

Score: 10

"Revolutionary...and evolutionary!"

submission: Epsilon

date: June 13, 2008

Every once in a while, a game comes along that completely shatters expectations, and leaves peoples' perceptions of reality shaken. This is one of those games. I can't even call this a game--it seems a disgrace to it. It's more like...physics simulation. I love games that allow you to tinker with time and space, much like Portal. This is no exception. I must say to the author, this is a superb flash submission. I can tell that you put a LOT of time into it, and it payed off. 10 stars, no contest.

Score: 8

"Difficulty curve?"

submission: PALADIN: the Game

date: June 6, 2008

I really want to give this game a perfect 10. It's just that there's one MAJOR flaw that prevents that: the difficulty curve. It's more or less a difficulty spike. During the first final boss battle, Radiel uses a spell to drain your health. On 'Hard Mode' this spell is an instant death. The problem is, he'll ALWAYS use it at least once per battle. The only way to get him to stop is to run up to him and start hacking away while he's casting it. Then, I noticed his AI acting weird. He was using the 'Mana Drain' spell, but my Mana was already empty. I just would like to be able to live through a health drain without chugging 2 potions.

Score: 7

"Too easy..."

submission: Castle Crashing the Beard

date: May 11, 2008

NOT! This game would be a really great game, were it not for the facts that:

--When you level up, you don't get any health replenished.
--The laser attack can VERY easily hit you.
--When the laser does hit you, there's no invincibility temporarily.
--You don't get any extra lives.

Maybe if those were resolved, then it would be a definite 9 or 10.

Score: 9

"Nice..."

submission: Agnry Rant

date: May 10, 2008

Short, but very well-executed. Ah, who am I kidding? It was fucking hilarious!

Score: 7

"Hmm?"

submission: Tank Epic

date: May 10, 2008

Good movie, from a technical viewpoint. From a personal viewpoint, I don't really like it too much. It just doesn't feel like a Tankmen movie to me, mainly in the humor department, I guess. Good, but just not my cup of tea.

Score: 7

"Eh...good concept, sketchy execution."

submission: Dropple

date: May 10, 2008

This is not a bad game, per se. It's just that the physics are very unforgiving. There were times when I had clearly hit a block, and the block shoves Dropple out of the way, making me lose. It's not a lack of skill. Given some physics tweaks, this could be a very addictive game.

Score: 9

"Funny as hell."

submission: Tankmen Infinity

date: May 9, 2008

This is pretty damn good. Reminds me a lot of 'Red vs. Blue'. Some dialogue sounded a little...forced, but it's not a major problem. Definately not keeping this from earning a 9/10.